powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time
*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER
…an ode to 1970s skater girls.
booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
im going to get strong muscles so i can carry the animals out of sea world and put them back in the ocean