posted 2 weeks ago via dadmod · © elvve with 128,196 notes

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

basedgosh:

im going to get strong muscles so i can carry the animals out of sea world and put them back in the ocean

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

thewicked-eternity